Saturday, April 23, 2011

Eclipse (The 3rd Twilight Movie, Not The Astronomical Event)

Every time I watch it, I'm like - "Bella, sweetie.... GO TO JACOB!!!" Well... no, I'm not. But I always half hope she chooses the warewolf guy over the vampire guy. Don't get me wrong, I'm all about the vampire guy, but every time Jacob puts on his sad, choose-me-please-Bella face, I can't help but want Bella to put him out of his misery. And I don't mean killing him.

I go "awww" every time Edward does something cute. Oh and I think i should say SPOILER ALERT. Just in case. I don't know of anyone who wouldn't have already seen it but really wanted to. I liked how he purposed to Bella. No fancy smanchy limo or super expensive dinner. Just quietly in the privacy of his home. Just the two of them and all the love they could possible ooze out of themselves. With his mother's ring too.

Edward is really... I don't know the right word... nice? (weak, I know) But everything he does is for Bella's benefit. He lives, strives even, to ensure her happiness. Most of the time it's lovely. But sometimes it gets annoying. It's like he crosses the boyfriend line and steps into father territory. Trying to tell her what's best for her and insisting he's so bad for her. Blah blah blah. Either he's SO bad for her that he leaves (for good this time) or he should just shut up and accept that they're together forever and that she should be a vampire to make that possible. None of this "oh I don't want to destroy your soul" tomfoolery.

Edward's too old for Bella. He's lived a century already (I think) and that's a pretty huge age gap if you ask me. But no one's asking me are they?

What's the big deal about Bella anyway??? Lol, kidding. That's just heading to a negative place I think.

So, in conclusion, Jacob should buy a shirt and stop having rock instrumentals in the background while the camera slowly rotates in a vertical plane from tip to top.

1 comment:

  1. LOL, yeah I agree with most of the above. Im team Jacob..I mean how could you not be? lol but Edward is the right choice for her! Im not gonna expand on that lol.. but they are just right. It does annoy me how she plays Jacob though. He sooo loves her. I do love their kiss they share though ♥ intense chemistry!.. meh.