Dear Future Laura,
Do your homework NOW! When you receive it. Straight away! As in, today. You always put it off saying you'll do it tomorrow (you won't!). Then come the night before it's due (plus the morning afterwards) you are working in panic-stress mode trying to get it done.
IT'S. NOT. FUN.
It's nearly midnight and I regret not using the past two weeks to do a little bit here and there and completing all this work at a reasonable pace. Seriously, my hands are cold and my eyes are tired. But I've decided to take a few minutes to leave this important message to you (then I'll exit the internet). You will not do as well as you could've if you did some work for the past TWO WEEKS.
I wanna sleep and get a good night's rest for the first day back tomorrow. But alas, I must pay for my laziness and am slaving away NOW. Do you want this again? Do you? DO YOU?!
No. I didn't think. So stop checking your blog stats, tumblr and facebook page. Exit it now. NOW NOW! Get your butt off the internet! Because this. Is. Not. Fun. I'm cold and tired and unhappy. You don't want to be like me! (old you).
Take care of yourself, you are wonderful and should not be put in this situation that I'm in. You are too wonderful for that honey. I love you. Be well.... AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.
The old, tired, grumpy, cold, late nighter Laura who will not get a good sleep.